Today, one of my customers told me he was going to kill himself when I explained to him that I wasn't going to be able to deliver him the gallon of milk he wanted. I work in a pharmacy, dispensing medication. FML
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Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML
Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML
Today, I reduced a customer to tears and she had a tantrum, saying that nobody loves her, her life is a joke, and she’d be better off dead. This ordeal happened to grab the attention of my manager who was nearby. All I did was tell her that an item she wanted was sold out and offered to help her order it online. FML
Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
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laurenemilyy 17
Some people take suicide too lightly when they use it as a form of blackmail OP. I'm sure he won't and if he does you wouldn't be to blame!
SuperLemon99 9
I'm pretty sure he said that just so he could get his gallon of milk. Doubt he would've committed suicide though.
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Comments (44)
BDA_fml 5
Tell him razor blades are on aisle 5.
saffy66 34
The trouble with spoiling kids is they turn into spoiled demanding adults who revert to childish threats and tantrums when things don't go their way. We get threats like this every day in my job and every one gets taken seriously. It's a shock to them sometimes when they threaten to slash up over their TV not working or their visit not being allowed because their visitor was caught with drugs, to be put into a safe cell with nothing but a coarse blanket they can't tear up to make a rope with. People these days have too much sense of entitlement - rights without responsibilities.
taylorrae420 7
where do you work lol this sounds like an interesting place
Shade1982 21
@27: Since this person was in a pharmacy, it is a very safe bet this has absolutely nothing to do with entitlement, but is about someone with serious mental issues and probably off his meds...
ViviMage 40
How good is that milk that he'll kill himself without it??
sweetthings 13
well den. that escalated quickly. k
whassallt26 13
Leave him to die of calcium deficiency
Berber260 14
You should have said you're going to kill him if he kills himself.
drosek89 20
What if he was actually mentally ill and having an episode?
8djht8 19
Survival of the fittest in action.
Killnot123 6
Natural selection*
Killnot123 6
People are stupid