Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
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Top comments
Perdition 4
If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.
thebestof1984 0
Slap that ass!!!
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Comments (133)
you_failed 15
I hope you didn't decide to take a deep breath that moment... D:
mintcar 10
Would you rather it had been his penis?
sweet_candy_ 17
Crack attack. Fyl op.
doom2 8
oh wow. definitely fyl! I really hope you said "oh my god, gross!!!" really loud, because that's disgusting.
cptmorgan15 2
**** the fat man's life for being fat and smelly, and having his pants fall down on a bus.
Iknoweverything 29
Maybe **** his life for being fat, since it's hard to lose weight, but he deserved it for being smelly. If you don't WASH, you deserve people throwing in the fat part as well. (Yes my logic is flawed, but you can clear up smelliness in a matter of minutes.)
cptmorgan15 2
Well I can't argue with someone who knows everything. I agree, unless his fatness makes him instantly smelly after cleaning. Then **** his life.
XskiezX 0
exactly!
Alex94xela 0
and f the fat man's life cuz his lil dick slipped out(I'm assuming this cuz his bare ass was shown) and embarrassed him in front of the other men and chicks
mattelijah 0
for real man
Frelling 0
Tell his ass that it is impolite to stare.
Pigpen181 3
You should have stuck your finger in : )
shanvherr 0
sorry thought my belt was on tight
nunsrtight69 0
hahahaha
HeavyMetalViking 0
Swipe your credit card through his butt crack and tell him you're giving him credits to buy new underwear.
Predental 5
lol
leader0011 5
^^epic win
SparcMac 0
um... assess have eyes?
HeavyMetalViking 0
No, but eyes can access.