Anonymous
United States
Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stupid_airbag
Australia
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
fiat850
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Katie
United States
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
On the road
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
jbthedude
United Kingdom
****** around, found out
Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML
Sean
Canada
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Top comments
gosh_mate 30
Make sure you call your call dealer and get it sorted with the company, that could be dangerous if there were kids in the front seat or something.
MDoremis 38
Thank goodness they didn't randomly deploy whilst driving! That could have been disastrous!
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Comments (49)
exoticwaved 9
Always stop at stop signs!
vikky538 29
Get your airbags checked every 10 years
Potato_Lord 18
At least your has working brakes and air bags. Two things that cannot be said about my car anymore.
onlychildFTW 34
Well you're a danger to everyone else on the road then. Get the breaks fixed at least.
Potato_Lord 18
And that would be why it's in the shop getting fixed onlychildFTW. Let's not jump to conclusions without the any info. By the way, there should be a comma after well. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
copperchinchilla 19
Condescending grammar corrections after making at least three mistakes of your own, nice.
bad_boyfriend 10
You must drive a Toyota
BawlmerHon24 17
Time to contract an attorney. That shit isn't right!
MOOSE786 8
I guess you could say you had a smashin lunch eh
freeecandyy 9
I'm sure this makes me a bad person, but that cracked me up
kchen51 6
What car do you drive? I know millions of Toyotas and various other brands are under recall for faulty airbags.
iamsofuckedupla 19
**chants** Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit!
LegitimateSalmon 12
Sucks to hear that your bra broke for no reason