Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
On the road
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
****** around, found out
Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Top comments
gosh_mate 30
Make sure you call your call dealer and get it sorted with the company, that could be dangerous if there were kids in the front seat or something.
MDoremis 38
Thank goodness they didn't randomly deploy whilst driving! That could have been disastrous!
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Comments (49)
ColonelCusswords 24
Lil too hard on that stop, eh seatbelt choker?
UncleHoodie 22
Better safe than sorry!
sureshadow 23
From what? Air?
bandaidstations 28
Those ******* hurt when they come flying out! I had one explode from hitting my chest and it knocked my breath out of my lungs.
bc3091 10
Those things can burn you, even damage bones in your face. Having one go off for no apparent reason would not be good.
Guy_Named_Dav 14
Try to be positive about it. At least you had a good excuse for a longer lunch break!
Sandsh8rk 36
How can you be positive about an airbag smashing you in the face?
tomvertigo 17
Yeah... I cant imagine remaining positive. Unless it is 100% warrantied it will be the priciest lunch OP likely ever had.
mr_t_07 10
At least they didn't not go off when you got in a crash
squinch 16
I'm not sure you understand the point of air bags.
pastea 5
Well airbags like sarcasm on the Internet can be difficult to understand sometimes. Give him a break.
FoopaShoopa 12
#7 I don't think you understand his comment.
Mauskau 36
To be fair, my brain skimmed past the second not as it was reading it as "did not not". Perhaps that's what they did :)
gosh_mate 30
Make sure you call your call dealer and get it sorted with the company, that could be dangerous if there were kids in the front seat or something.
GhastlyLeek 11
A kid that small that would get hurt by an airbag shouldn't be in the front seat in the first place
mds9986 24
That's why kids aren't legally aloud in the front seat.
DraconicFeline 31
26 - That doesn't stop people from doing it, unfortunately.
MDoremis 38
Thank goodness they didn't randomly deploy whilst driving! That could have been disastrous!
myGRAM 14
Had you run into said stop sign?
roydashious 11
at least they work
beeferjay 34
I smell a lawsuit. lawyer up son/girl
buckdharma 38
Your airbags deployed? why does this make me imagine you're in a sophisticated cockpit instead of a Toyota Corolla from the last century? Maybe a giant rubber whipped out to randomly **** you in the ass? There that's better!
beef_weezle 13
Wat
tuslaw12 13
The only thing I could make from this was you're mad op has air bags and apparently doesn't drive a Toyota Corolla.