Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
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cutycat136 28
All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
Adam1260 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
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Comments (77)
Kielnmsoftly 26
If that's your first time driving them it's not that bad. You did it the legal way and should be applauded. Now on a side note, have your parents take you to an abandoned parking lot or a private property, that one's legal, and drive around a little. Ask them to pretend it's a parking lot or street and maybe set up some landmarks to help visually. Good luck op!
a_w7 11
How? It's honestly just not that hard.
WolfyGrace 24
26: What do you know? To martians, this situation may make perfect sense.
RealSuperSand 21
You done goofed.
abNormal62 23
Make it up to him by signing up for a couple sets of lessons so that he can afford to make the deductible on the insurance and then get to know you as a nice person, who made a minor mistake and is dedicated to being a better driver. Or come back tomorrow with the cost of the deductible and an apology and a one year bus pass
DaRito 25
There is no universe where you don't deserve it.
dreadlocmask 15
That is an achievement in itself
majesticous 29
I feel bad for you!
kavyashahs 16
HULK SMASH!!!
be82tw 17
OP, I am going to be brutally honest. This should not be possible short of a group of rogue drivers deciding to spontaneously drift through that parking lot in the brutal, competitive, and for some bizarre reason vaguely homoerotic world of underground street racing, dragging you into an ever escalating series of stunts that rapidly defy what is actually possible for a car to survive. If this IS what has happened, then please contact Vin Diesel ASAP: you are sitting on Oscar gold, my friend.