Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
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cutycat136 28
All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
Adam1260 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
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Comments (77)
BBlah 26
I can't even imagine the chaos you'd create on the roads if you can't even make it out of a parking lot
91hayek 31
True. At least she wasn't plowing into a mother and her kids. Things could be worse. Little mercies.
bearstyle22 11
im sure someone has done worse, dont sweat it op
StreetlightM 9
I honestly don't think you could do much worse.
tantanpanda 26
at least op isn't as bad as the other guy (yet) on fml who felt conparable to spongebob for failing so often.
whateverNA 8
It's okay I failed my test twice, and I still don't have my license...
mellib381 15
Me when I drive finally????
powaaah77 8
Well you're not gonna get very far!
thatnewgirl 16
on my first driving lesson we did parallel parking. I messed up once, and that's because I drove over grass by an inch (which we pretended was the curb) you must really suck...
Mauskau 36
Parallel parking in your first lesson? I parallel parked once and that was a week or so before my test. Luckily I wasn't asked to do it, I'm still not fantastic at it when it's a tight space :( but I have to do it maybe once a year so it's okay I guess. But my first lesson was learning how to move the car, and how to stop it. That was it.
thatnewgirl 16
I'm taking the test this Friday. by lesson I ment the first time I had someone in the car instructing me other then family. I'm having a firefighter help me
adnanrm18 12
hopefully you can learn how to drive for more than 50ft before you do it again
jessicadani 18
I feel like this is me in the future
CandyApple88 13
Give up and get a bicycle. Car driving is not for you.
pandaxpress 19
well it obviously didn't happen on happen on Mars