Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
Adam1260 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
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Comments (77)
funinthesun242 9
Did you have to pay for the car damages?
Hunter1154 14
During my first driving test I got in a car wreck, right outside the DMV...
Badabam_fml 14
Maybe the car was in reverse but OP didn't realise?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Anyone else thought of Tina in Bob's Burger?
bobsanction 18
Guess your instructor has their work cut out for them.
Anonypus 20
I almost crashed into a pole once after driving for less than 10 seconds.
kmw003 17
how does that even happen? lol
Dean__Winchester 16
Dude, Mario Cart is NOT the best practice for real life driving. Neither is Grand Theft Auto. Ya' need better teachers...
Kempeth 5
Wow. Your driving instructor SUCKS.
Strega 5
If it was your first lesson, this was your instructor's fault. Te passenger seat in the L-car [as we call them in Poland] has a brake for a reason. On a first day instructor should put the car in the middle of as much free space as possible, so when you mistake brake with accelerator, there is time to react.