Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Nordrag 26
I feel that there's gotta be a way to fight that. That's total bullshit.
MakeTodayADTR 20
That's just cold...
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Comments (155)
RoboCunnilingus 23
Should've parallel parked your finger on that button.
tzoro37 9
Did you try and play it cool, OP?
SwaggCapone 11
they do things different in Kenya
Metallica36176 16
Or retake the test and don't turn the a/c on. Let his ass cook, and put it on a low heat for good measure. What a dick. Sorry OP
Wakachulak 22
This guy wanted a bribe. I know, it's the same thing in my country.
OverFlash 15
48, then the instructor would have failed OP, and probably have a legitimate reason with the creation of an unsafe driving environment OP, is there some kind of appeal you can make? If not, make a complaint, even if to prevent him from failing others for stupid reasons like that
Metallica36176 16
Yeah some people just want to assholes. They dont realize that you don't drive all the time and that its a new thing. My first drivers test, I was failed for pulling out of a parking spot wrong. I went to a different DMV and passed because they understood that you're nervous. I would file a complaint and fight it. Thats a big step in everyone's life and they're trying to keep you from it.
TheAuditor 4
Good idea! Bastard deserves it.
Nordrag 26
I feel that there's gotta be a way to fight that. That's total bullshit.
Athleticism 11
I find that fighting a failed driving test may be rather hard.
Athleticism 11
Or would it be the bullshit you'd be fighting?
Athleticism 11
If so, I believe that'd be pretty shitty.
domking1315 20
You may wanna stop. Just saying
dallaschloe2 15
I think it's time to stop, Athleticism.
lennelleong 33
If the engine's switched off during parking, then you would have to switch-on the air-con again to have air-con. In which case, the battery will run flat and the car won't start the next day, presuming OP doesn't discover it earlier.
AnimeBitch 14
Go home, Athleticism, you're drunk.
hashshim 23
89: Or just stupid.
horneyhic 15
85 what? How would A/C make u car any different to start as a mechanic I can personally say that AC uses engine power not battery power and only uses a small amount of battery power to engage the clutch on the compressor something which it will not do unless the engine is running
lennelleong 33
I guess i shouldn't trust my mechanic then. Because he told me to switch off my air-con before i switch off my engine, so that i will not have problems starting my automatic car the next morning. Frankly, you mechanics!
Athleticism 11
89- Durr hurr, I is stupid.
horneyhic 15
The entire A/C system is key power which means if its working properly once the key is off there is no power to the system
Mideoyeo 12
Can you even be failed for that?! You should talk to the centre and try to get it fixed! Good luck OP!
MakeTodayADTR 20
That's just cold...
DrownedMyFish 18
Icy what you did there.
Pwn17 25
Cool it with the puns, guys.
guitardude69 11
Air you guys done yet ?
NeatNit 33
I dunno, I'm warming up to it.
Jemm_fml 29
Alright everyone, chill. That's enough.
OnlyAvailableID 28
These puns aren't too bad. I suppose I'm conditioned to them.
Athleticism 11
Goddammit I hate every, ******* one of you.
Athleticism 11
[Insert air conditioner pun here claiming my disgust for bad puns.]
Sinistra_Blue 12
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Everybody, chill."
AshleyScruggs 14
You're a cold-hearted douche, 47.
Richhybbz 6
Almost gives me a chill
flockz 20
sounds like Athleticism just needed to vent a little.
tacojauns 45
@91 he's to cool for that
kamikrazy 6
47 You need to chillout.
AshleyScruggs 14
He ovaireacted a little.
MaxFirestorm 6
These puns all blow.
goose12321 11
I bet that left OP a bit hot under the collar.
zeontes 5
I hate puns, they always make me heated
meggieeee92 15
I would leave it on too! They usually make you sit there while they talk to you about what you did right and wrong. It's gotta be hot! And that's stupid that they can fail you for that. I would find some way to fight that.
persianninja 23
Some people are OCD to a whole new level (Level asshole)
lilhellian 27
They can just say you ran a stop sign. (Automatic fail for running them.)
horneyhic 15
If the engine is off you don't get A/C only fan
dweeds508 24
Not sure how you could be failed from that. Sorry OP, try and fight it
rockydify 22
That's sounds like a personal attack! I would fight that one.
HeartForMusic 23
What a dick, seems like he was just looking for a reason to fail you.
olpally 33
Wow, that's extremely harsh.. What a dick. Damn. Get a new instructor next time. Holy shit.
KBurns207 17
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
landon_loe11 16
It appears the instructor was trying to keep himself from burning.