Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
anonymous
Germany
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
jobless
San Francisco, United States
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Unreliable
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...
desireev 18
That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)
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Comments (161)
oh_my_ass 3
Cherry up! the "first time" is not always comfortable...
1JDub 6
Insert Smokey voice. "You got to be a stupid mutha fuka to get fired in the first 45 minutes...."
Ozone1232 5
Why get a good paying job when you can just sit home and eat cereal?
unclepester 0
Obliviously OP is incompetent, he can't even do something as simple as giving details when submitting his Fml, most jobs require you to fill out paper work your first hour on the job anyway, ydi because no matter what the job was I'm sure you just your work ethic.
unclepester 0
* I'm sure it's just your work ethic.
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
What could you have possibly done?!
SheepShoop_fml 20
Sounds like something that happened at my workplace today. Gettin' fired before you even start...classy. Also why you should probably not walk out when they tell you to do something.
shuguy007 3
I will see YOU in the guiness world records book.
dominicanoo168 0
What you do
Glidefedt 6
Om my first day of work as a telemarketing guy for insuranxe, I quit.
BighornB 0
Wow is that a record?