Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
anonymous
Germany
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
jobless
San Francisco, United States
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Unreliable
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...
desireev 18
That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)
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Comments (161)
dogpup4 23
YDI I think. You haven't given much info about it, so I'm assuming you don't want us to know about what you did. Seriously, 45 minutes?
nikijcchz 10
Ur worse then me !! Wow
alexwarfield333 1
Ding ding ding! It's a new record!
hateevryone 15
damn, what did you do?
kiraleann 16
Something tells me the OP left the details out because it would be an automatic "YDI" from most of us.
MoZZie_fml 0
try not to be such a fuckup..ydi I'm sure
wittygirl 8
Um what did you do exactly to get fired so fast..
brick_man33 14
OP probably dinged the boss's car and was seen via security camera or said something lewd about the boss's wife or family members. seen it happen.
YourAFailmod 4
Merry Christmas!
sjhill 32
Okay, that was a pointless day at work. Obviously, it may have seemed productive for some.