Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
anonymous
Germany
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
jobless
San Francisco, United States
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Unreliable
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...
desireev 18
That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)
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Comments (161)
majorasshole 4
Why?
Timmeeh 17
At least you'll always have the photocopies of your arse to remember it by. No really, what happened?
Dcm210 19
what a shitty job/boss
OfficeNinja 5
That has to be a new world record. But now you can write a book that starts a national craze. Speed dating is sooooo 1990s, all the cool kids are into "speed careers" now. You work for an employer for 30 minutes, then after a full day meeting 16 offices, see if anyone picks you! Brilliant!
griffin2020 4
Not going to YDI, but really, what happened? Need more info on this one. Of course, since there are many so called "Right to Work" states, meaning that the employer has the right to eliminate you for any or no reason...
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
What the hell did you do?
s1ckpup 0
OP was masturbating to security camera footage in the back room smh
junebug152 2
damn, what did you do?!
rubberduckie94 13
what did you break?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow that's impressive. *sarcastic slow clapping*