Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
anonymous
Germany
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
jobless
San Francisco, United States
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Unreliable
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...
desireev 18
That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)
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Comments (161)
lolza 0
You must of done something bad
shazza26 1
No shit
DeOilers 9
Naw really?
VoteForTaco 8
Wow...What did you do ?
McCool 0
How did you manage to do that???
THE_A_TEEN 28
He masturbated on the boss. Simple answers for simpletons...
FYLDeep 26
I hate it when FMLs don't explain what happened.
rulezdunmatter 12
Well that makes room for some interesting theories as to why the FML took place. Who says assuming is always bad?
06dopey 8
its not. its just more fun that way
THE_A_TEEN 28
I do, only when that assumption is ******* stupid it makes an ass out of you. Otherwise, go ahead.
FYLDeep 26
I can't decide whether or not the OP deserved it on pure speculation.
yetanotherginger 19
Of course you can, that's how FML works!
Feklfekl2222 32
This is one of the FMLs where the op really needs to comment (If only to save their own reputation).
metalflower00 11
I think anyone who gets fired after only 45 minutes would have to deserve it.
ninjacapo 2
It does seem a tad vague (my spelling sucks but you get the jist). Im wondering if there was a mistake in hireing op or if it was the ops fault. So i cannot discern whether or not the op deserves it or just has a shitty life
idontknowyou123 0
Honestly need more info... Was boss trolling or cereal? What did (or didn't) you do? Maybe you just got badly trolled and didn't realize it... Happened to me on my first day.
nessaface25 14
How the heck is that even possible..?
06dopey 8
do you still get paid for those 45 min?
GroovyGravy 7
Here's a buck fifty for your hard work here is what I would imagine the boss saying
logan1819 4
That happened to me once but it was at the end of the day I know how you feel
CallMeHush 1
Did they get your drug test back or your criminal background check?
ceepevoy 0
The boss caught you jerking a quick one out of the park huh??