Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Comments (120)
baseballchris01 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hehehehehee
golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Or a spontaneous ****** during anesthesia.
TheCanucklehead 22
So does #13 have the second comment jitters?
cherryllollo 7
op deserves it for scheduling a dental appointment on picture day.
YoureABuzzkill 9
Cheer up OP, that's what retakes are for!
golden_warrior 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Then give the angry look, cool kids?
JACKxRAWR 22
Every look looks like you ride the short bus to school when you're drooling.
Ayeasha 7
@2 Every time I take a glance at your picture from the corner of my eyes it looks like a beagle dog.
JocelynKaulitz 28
46, really? I think it looks like a tiger, but I have a big imagination.
areakiller525 9
No it's obviously a hawk
LowExpectations 30
What!? I thought #2 was a toboggan tearing through snow. Oh the deception!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
your pic looks like a pile of poop in grass.
Greenmarsh 31
i agree
Ayeasha 7
@59 Like I said I only glance at his picture and never really stared at it so yes it does look like a beagle dog if you glance at it and don't know that it's a tiger running through the snow
Eleanor6141 11
See if they can do an ocean background so it looks like the drooling is on purpose !
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If they had a picture of a big juicy steak or of a giant cupcake then maybe, just maybe, OP wouldn't look dumb for drooling all over the place. But I really don't see how an ocean would make someone drool all over themselves..
Eleanor6141 11
kinda realized it didn't sound as clever after I hit validate..
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If you don't have anything clever to post, don't click "Validate!"
uoeno_fml 20
Take your own advice? ;)
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#34- Do you know how many of your damn stupid ass comments I've read?
Eleanor6141 11
#34 , did you know that those scratch and sniff cards smell better under water? try it sometime.
Jared900DUmpling 30
That wasn't very clever either, 34.
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Interesting how both of you are new to FML and brag about everything you've read in such short time.
Mauskau 36
I tend to skip past the dumb comments and down voted ones, but I have seen a lot of yours. Feel free to call me new ;)
Borngemini77 9
#100 I'm with you. I don't think there is any possible way that people can read FML and comments unless they have an account. They must be lying noobs. How dare they. Report them to the staff and get them banned.
Eleanor6141 11
#100 , who's bragging ? I've only seen the complaints about the stupid comments.
Llama_Face89 34
100- sorry man, I kinda agree with them.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
39 I have, too, and I really think he should just give up commenting. I don't think he's ever had a GOOD comment.
lickastick 27
But the funny yearbook pictures are the best!
CVTTRVN 19
Yeah!! And besides, in the long run you're gonna have a killer smile OP !! c:
inkdeath87 18
There's always retakes.
FimogenFeels 14
They're the best when it's someone else and you can laugh about it,
maddy0773 9
Aww poor OP ): but I know it won't be noticeable! That's how I felt after getting braces and it went away pretty quickly (:
Palirose 22
Try drinking something warm, OP. that helped me get rid of the numbness faster when I got my teeth done etc it may help you as well. Just be careful of drinking something too hot so you don't end up burning your mouth.
TwistedCherub1 15
It shouldn't be too bad by the time the picture is taken, anyway. Dental anesthetics don't usually last more than a couple hours.
greeneyebeauty9 28
i hope your school does retakes!
NoNamesFree 8
You gotta make school memories some how! Why not funny pictures?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Photoshop
kiaora_fml 11
They offer photoshop for students wanting to pay extra at my kids old school, to erase zits and other stuff, its available now -_-
Dodge4x4Ram 46
good point
kiaora_fml 11
It included scar erasing and wayward hair fixing, discoloration/pigment issues etc, I was shocked but not really
OzzMonster 10
You'll fit right in if you're in the special class
Welshite 40
Which special class? Telekinesis, levitation, morphing, invisibility, etc...?
OzzMonster 10
Word on the street is that on picture day the invisibility class was nowhere to be seen
AnOriginalName 19
I don't think the invisibility class was ever around to be seen.
davidisbeast 12
I'm sure they were in the girls locker room though...