Intimacy: Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

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Sunday 30 November 2014 23:56

Dont ask, dont tell...

ScottVining 21

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:57

You sorta had that comin haha

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royal_ranger 12

Monday 1 December 2014 0:57

Worth it.

mccrightp 29

Monday 1 December 2014 1:05

Looks like you got hit in the eye on that one.

playmonty 9

Monday 1 December 2014 1:15

You are aware of the rule of 3, right?

thelastwindadept 6

Monday 1 December 2014 1:15

"...in a row!?"

Thunderprime29 4

Monday 1 December 2014 1:43

The real FML here is spelling practicing: Practising

worldclassrager 39

Monday 1 December 2014 1:50

I saw that one coming

vikky538 28

Monday 1 December 2014 1:55

what answer did you expect... "honey I practissd it on my *****...."

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 1 December 2014 2:36

YDI for asking. Never ask those types of questions

wvcheesehead 13

Monday 1 December 2014 2:55

As long as it was not earlier that day... no biggie.

ndaguanno 17

Monday 1 December 2014 3:20

Truth hurts

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