Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
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sydie5 12
She will never look at Skittles the same again...
heyhihello95 12
Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.
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Comments (328)
vaticanroulette 2
my mother used to tell me that when i was little...
EnduringPlum 7
It's not during a rainbow- The devil beats his wife when the sun shines when it's raining! My grandmother told me that when I was five and I was not traumatized.
punkin_26 16
What is wrong with her!!!! I would never tell my child that. That is just sick and twisted. Bad parenting if you ask me.
ShadowBitch99 2
That's hilarious!! XD
blakegriffinfan 0
That really sucks
piwikiwi93 0
Whhaaaa WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING!?!? Sob sniffle CRY :(
Baytheshark 14
What the **** is wrong with that bitch?
funnyman227 0
WHO TELLS A CHILD THIS?!?! Your mom sucks.
wmkaz 4
Wow... how ****** up do you have to be to tell a six year old that? Get your wife some therapy or something.
tappm98 22
what the **** is wrong with your wife?