Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife served me with divorce papers that included an accusation that I haven’t given her a decent orgasm since 1996. FML
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Top comments
ohgeez 0
Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.
wowomfglol 0
Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.
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Comments (47)
loveyahun 0
Lmao... I made my girl climax a lot of times. It's not that hard. You obviously aren't pleasuring her the right way.
Andyangels27 0
21 is a fag
mitchpally 0
mayb she's just a massive dumbass blond and thins that a nickel is 1million pennies..
jussjess 0
Lmfao @ # 6. I almost fell off my bed laughing. Haha.
dunner12 0
ROFLOL!!!!!
eatpussy 0
Your wife blows.
babyguns143 5
Are you rich? At least you know she isnt just sticking around for the sex...
functional 13
the key is clitoral stimulation. orgasms are NOT vaginal.
lalaney 14
U serious?
hemiol 30
They absolutely can be, but most women need clitiorial stimulation to ******.
Kade20 4
Just sad. But funny! Hahahaha.
GamerMom392 19
Uh, you might want to work on that. I typically get 3-4 orgasms in a WEEK. My hubby prides himself on it.