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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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In this economy...

mzrobinson 13

What's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

It sounds like you speak from experience..

mzrobinson 13

I do (;

Why is this being thumbed down? Friends is awesome!

Babe, you should never steal a girls food if their hungry. Lol, it's like the butter commercial on family guy XD

Haha immediately thought of that :)

This sounds like something Peter would do to the chicken, except that would only be the first five seconds of a ten minute fight.

I think I'm on the YDI side. You didn't deserve to bleed and hurt, but please, people, it's not fun or cute to steal food off someone's plate. Of course in certain relationships it's okay but if that's the case, I guess she wouldn't have stabbed your hand. The wife probably hates that and decided to do something about it, and while she may have wanted to give a warning, she just went at it too hard and there you go, bleeding.

Typically, the correct recourse is to steal food from the theif's plate when they are not looking.

... That was ****** up

I enjoyed it, especially the dubbing of Voldemort. It gave me an eerie understanding of just how ****** you are if you mess with him, or in op's case, if you steal food.

Imagine if you tried taking some bacon from her plate...

Probably wouldn't have had the bacon to begin with. Some butch lady hogged the whole lot from Walmart.

Lives would have been taken.

I only imagined Hagrid stabbing Flitwick's hand after ogling that giant of a.. half giant? Now, if your wife has an uncanny resemblance to Olympe Maxime, then it's time to start worrying. Otherwise, just back the **** away from her fries, fool!

I'm in love with you.

DollyDope 17

Lesson learned? Imagine the consequence of they had been chili cheese fries! She might have added a finger to her plate . . .

FMLshark 12

I don't think people get the reference. Which sucks, because "Friends" is ******* hilarious.