Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
mreilly 2
That's what happens when you give your imaginary wife a fork.
CRC_101 31
An FML sounds like an exaggeration, but I can't say I didn't laugh at the image x)
Neligee 9
I hate when my husband does that to me too :|!
MsNight 1
I wouldn't stab anyone with a fork who did that to me although I would, however, have given their hand a decent slap! Personal boundaries anyone?
SweetlyPsycho 4
Never EVER take a woman's food! Didn't you're mother teach you this?!
cookiedoodles 5
Grammar fail.
angelinaanimerg 7
Wow. What a bitch
icallbullshit 3
THANK YOU, finally someone thinks that stabbing someone over food is extreme!
Holyloki 2
Nice translation of the french FML posted some days ago.
Sirin_fml 47
Well, thanks. Check out this blog entry sometime on the VDM/FML exchange : http://www.fmylife.com/blog/694
zakkman 4
Did you actually get any of the fries though?
bethcox 4
Your wife was thinking "oh hell naaw" and stabbed you with a fork.
marisadc79 0
Alright kind of uncool to snatch without asking but seriously she stabbed you over some fries wow. I'd say run for the hills. You didn't deserve that even though lots are putting you do. Geez I share everything then again I'm giving. Should have stabbed back lol.