Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
nicolas1703 0
There is the french version of this FML and as recent
Bladian 5
People actually, legitimately voted YDI for this? What the ****?
alfred07 18
One of the many rules of FML is that there is no comment that won't have anybody clicking "ydi" in response.
TheCamoWulf 17
Lol this reminds me of adventure time :D Anyway ydi because you don't mess with a person's fries! XD
mollysticks 10
Learned your lesson. Don't take our food ever, it's dangerous..
Sincere331 0
Lmfao
doctorhook86 25
38 - Zoey Tribbiani, then?
sarah56195 0
You do not take fries from a woman. Understood ?
Kaykay2565 9
When I first read this that was my first thought!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Nobody told me life was gonna be this way! *clap clap clap clap*
NothingsEasy 4
OP: (moves hand) just a few fries Wife: Bitch please! Stabs hand with fork Wife: no ones takin my fries OP:.............