Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
yahoowizard 16
Even Joey didn't stab anyone's hand
LunaDragon 10
Lol, this fml reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine stabs her ex in the forehead with a fork, ****** hilarious.
deathtothepix 26
Bitches love fries
icallbullshit 3
No doubt if the roles were reversed and the guy stabbed the woman, many would call for him to be castrated. You guys are ******* sick, HE GOT STABBED.... OVER FOOD! Surely a slap to the hand is enough. ****.
patrickalamo 48
Never get between a fat chick and her food. That is like facing down a hippo
mzrobinson 13
Who said she was fat?
CetaBabe 17
Bet you won't be doing that again xD Never steal food from a girl's plate. Especially not chips :)
trueblue170 13
Am I the only one who thought of "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD"? XD
immaMonsta 8
Did you not read comment #2?
trueblue170 13
Oh, crap. I'm an idiot for not seeing that. -_-
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Next time order a plate of fries to share... just in case
zobara 29
YDI for beeing to slow! If my bf does it, I'm never fast enough for stabbing him in his hand!
Darkmagic666 9
I would have done the same