Mouhahaa
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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
kei1108 13
Um... That's domestic violence..
KriiFahMoro 9
"NOPE, CUZ SHEZ A GERL SO SHE KEN DO TAHT" -Majority of FML community
PhilMcHawk 7
That's such bull shit. Women will sit there and munch a man's whole plate and giggle like it's cute, but "REACH FOR THAT FRY! ************, I WILL CUT YOU!" if the male reciprocates lmao
lowshadows 21
LEGGO MY EGGOS....and fries
MDTeddy 13
That wife must be dumb to not know what the outcome would be.
UnleashedKilla1 4
You tried to take some? If you tried to take some without asking , then YDI.
EduJav321 24
We did not learn anything from Adventure Time did we?
Melinie 7
Your wife eats fries with a fork?
Eiregal2 10
I would get very odd if someone went for my food.more so if they just went at it with there hands,someone touches my food with their bare hands? I may as well stop eating it,nasty!
randompanda7 4
Never steal a woman's fries. You learn that rather quickly, no?
skidude3 0
Not true