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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Um... That's domestic violence..

KriiFahMoro 9

"NOPE, CUZ SHEZ A GERL SO SHE KEN DO TAHT" -Majority of FML community

That's such bull shit. Women will sit there and munch a man's whole plate and giggle like it's cute, but "REACH FOR THAT FRY! ************, I WILL CUT YOU!" if the male reciprocates lmao

LEGGO MY EGGOS....and fries

That wife must be dumb to not know what the outcome would be.

You tried to take some? If you tried to take some without asking , then YDI.

We did not learn anything from Adventure Time did we?

Melinie 7

Your wife eats fries with a fork?

I would get very odd if someone went for my food.more so if they just went at it with there hands,someone touches my food with their bare hands? I may as well stop eating it,nasty!

randompanda7 4

Never steal a woman's fries. You learn that rather quickly, no?