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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Now you know better

She just get out of jail or something?

Never take food from a women's plate. At leAst that's all she did.

Once I'd got over the pain I probably would have tried to take more chips because of the way she acted. As rude as taking someone's food without asking is I think she took it too far.

My girlfriend takes fries from MY plate

My cousin had the same thing happen to him, only it was his sister, and spaghetti.

danz123 7

Stabbing your hand is going too far, but she's not exactly going to hug you after you steal her food.

I have done the same thing to my boyfriend, nobody touches my fries!!!

one doesnt simply take food from his wife's plate

ChickInGreenVans 12

Yawn!!