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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
TKrisha_fml 5
Now you know better
rammy125 4
She just get out of jail or something?
mmpink 4
Never take food from a women's plate. At leAst that's all she did.
alfred07 18
Once I'd got over the pain I probably would have tried to take more chips because of the way she acted. As rude as taking someone's food without asking is I think she took it too far.
Sniper3000 0
My girlfriend takes fries from MY plate
stan86_fml 1
My cousin had the same thing happen to him, only it was his sister, and spaghetti.
danz123 7
Stabbing your hand is going too far, but she's not exactly going to hug you after you steal her food.
abear17 4
I have done the same thing to my boyfriend, nobody touches my fries!!!
Chazyj 4
one doesnt simply take food from his wife's plate
ChickInGreenVans 12
Yawn!!