Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from an eight month deployment to find my wife four months into her pregnancy. She actually thinks that I believe it's mine. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
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JestrRulz 12
Thank you for your service. What a way to be rewarded. :( Kid isn't yours and apparently neither is the wife. D I V O R C E
s0ulslack 20
She should miss the divorce party then!
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Comments (195)
woainishamu 21
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No money, no honey
HouseElf 13
Despicable she ~
theamazingone_12 7
i hate it when shit like this happens to guys in the military, they are doing our country an honor and this is how some people choose to respect them
bocshi83 1
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:( sorry dude...I am divorcing my guy..one gets sick of the infidelity of military after 7 years I have had enough!
dude1122332 9
You live close to me.o: Unrelated.. But anyways leaving a person that's in the military is up to you but cheating is a different story. And why divorce your husband? Just ask him to stop and at the end of his tour he'll be back home and you guys will be happy.
kristophen 3
Congrats on being a pussy that has only one answer to problems... Run away
smittys 7
Man selfish bitch!!
fsanchez9x 0
Screw that ho
woainishamu 21
Not anymore
Sunkistlover718 21
No, that's what OP DIDN'T do... :-/
fatmcfatty 13
well divorce her cheating ass not like you gotta pay child support find some better cause you deserve better
CCDNRGD81411 3
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The life choice u picked has consequencs. Its not easy to be away from your loved one. But hey i guess if we only hear your side of the story and you never talk it out with her and see how she felt about it all then only she is the bad person right? Smfh
unknown_user5566 27
Yes, she is the bad person, considering she had an affair.
LuckyLynx7732 5
There is no excuse for that kind of behavior. If she loved him she would have been faithful. Period.
longshot72 1
she is a bad person. **** her side of the story tell that bitch to close her legs. there is no excuse for having an affair, especially when your spouse is deployed.
hotPinklipstick 24
48- My husband travels for his job. I'm lucky to get to see him once a month and I would never consider cheating on him. It doesn't matter what OP does for a living, when his wife said 'I do' that's it. Just because he's gone and she's lonely that doesn't give her the right to sleep with another man. Also I'm assuming she knew she would be an army wife, she knew what she was getting into when she married OP. So yes, she is the bad person and doesn't deserve OP to begin with.
nateclineo 2
So the life choice he picked gives her a right to be a cheating *****? Yeah, you're so bright. Do us all a favor and stfu.
kprando25 8
48: I really want to throw a dictionary at your face. Stfu.
kristophen 3
As far as I'm concerned your just as stupid as the ****
itsbrittanybxtch 3
It sounds like somebody has a guilty conscience. Rationalizing a completely inexcusable act like that on behalf of someone you don't even know? You must've gotten "lonely" too once or twice. Hope this happens to you with someone you love and want to spend your life with. Idiot.
dDailydDosage 8
Thanks for your service, you deserve so much better! :( divorce worthy news
stewy133 10
Oh shittt..
childtr3 0
will you marry me?