Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
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lewalrus 4
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
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Comments (121)
Sasori_fml 0
Be happy she is even marring a person that whines about that anyway
Sasori_fml 0
Be happy she is even marring a person that whines about that anyway
Sasori_fml 0
Be happy she is even marring a person that whines about that anyway
FMLJFL 5
Posting the same comment four times won't get you any upvotes.
Sasori_fml 0
Be happy she is even marring a person that whines about that anyway
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Ok, It's prob. a FML for you because of the wedding night, but you two can work around the lovely monthly gift. Its more of a FML for HER because think about it, it's her wedding day, everything is perfect until Mother Nature comes for a visit, in FRONT of alot of people, you think she was cool with that? Lol um.. No... haha But that sux dude
PaperxHearts_xox 0
This should've been an FML for her. I feel so bad for her /: That's gotta really suck. and to all you idiots saying that she's an idiot; periods are irregular, you know?I really wish guys had to deal with crap like this. Then they'd really find it funny /:
ewsaywhat 0
I feel so bad for HER, not so much for you.
emma1008 0
there are worse ways to find out she got her period. Just saying
EquallyRacist 0
For example, in the middle of going down on her.
adam10_fml 0
And I don't see why a woman's wedding should be the most "important" day of her life. "Special" maybe. But this isn't the dark ages, who you marry doesn't matter. Ya - it matters who and if you marry.
kefron 0
Oh man... That's suckyyy. =/