Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
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Welshite 40
With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.
Tripartita 45
Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.
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Comments (34)
RichardPencil 32
If you guys both get your first colonoscopies on your birthday in a future year, I'll be really impressed!
Armeniangirl_fml 15
ooh! that sucks.
Jakey_Ringo 9
Well that wraps up that nice little package.
CAT47LOVE 19
...sounds planned. i mean like it would be a great way to end the marriage and still be friends, it would be meaningful.
PrincessWinter 18
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Lalala579121 28
That's so deep.
bubblemania 16
I just want to know why you chose to have your wedding day and divorce on the same date. Just...why. Also sorry about the divorce op
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure they thought it would be cute to schedule their wedding for their birthday (plus it saves on gift expenses!) In many places, the court schedules when a divorce becomes effective. No need apologize for divorces -- they are usually happier than those who wish they could get divorced.
Limeila 10
Wow. My parents are getting divorced on Valentine' day and I thing THAT was bad.
lexiieeex3 32
Oh wow, that date is my birthday too... Oy.
kfchicken 31
what an unfortunate trifecta
blupenguin29 14
What a significant day in your life. I hope the divorce was mutual and you both don't take it too hard!