Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
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Welshite 40
With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.
Tripartita 45
Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.
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Comments (34)
Junkiegamer 26
Does your name have any reason why your getting divorce?
hahatreedog 3
if that's not irony idk what is
Salzxx 11
My parents have the same thing. At least, with the shared birthday
Bearsmomma 30
I had the same bday as my daddy. My ex-fiancee was born on his mom's bday 3 weeks later. Our initials were transposed to each other's. Not really important/relevant but I wanted to share that. Anyway, congrats (?) on the divorce!
jvanevery 19
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL sorry I couldn't help it
Ilostthegame816 3
Happy birthday!!!
GlennGuagmire 20
I never realized that this fml was posted. I never wanted to mention that our child shares the same birthday as well. I'm glad that thing didn't go well with the divorce and thing started to be better between me and my wife. It's just a matter of time and things will go back to normal