Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
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Cynical_1 26
Maybe fate is trying to tell you something. Or maybe you just should have had it sized better.
LyricaSilvan 30
That really sucks...Did you have a warranty on it? I believe you can get warranties on rings. If you have one, hopefully it can be used to replace the ring.
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Comments (22)
TabooSushi 24
Go figure, the one time one of those stupid things actually works like it's supposed to.
revolvearoundme 15
The suction on those Walmart toilets is crazy. I leaned forward once to wipe and motion sensor went off and it sucked another turd right out of me. Also FYI this is your husbands fault for not noticing that your ring didn't fit right and having it resized.
lilchica22001 22
Yeah...cause us poor helpless women need our husbands to tell us when things don't fit right and take them to get fixed. Because us little ladies can't drive or use money. Psh! Moron.
Bearsmomma 30
Why is that the husband's job? OP is the person wearing the ring daily and it's their responsibility to make sure the ring fits. Buy a ring guard, or ring sizer if you can't have it sized right away. Either way, not the husbands job to continuously check that his spouse's ring still fits.
revolvearoundme 15
The suction on those Walmart toilets is crazy. I leaned forward once to wipe and motion sensor went off and it sucked another turd right out of me. Also FYI this is your husbands fault for not noticing that your ring didn't fit right and having it resized.
CrazyJolteon 0
It shouldn't have flushed if yu didn't walk away.....maybe the employees can get it back
KingAdrock 16
YDI for shopping at Walmart.