Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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RazorFox16 0
uhm... while I know that most people are talking about the vegetarians/vegans that don't eat meat/animal products for moral reasons.... some vegetarians don't eat meat because it hurts their stomach(like me. only meat that doesn't is fish). So some people don't really have a choice. But I do agree that your housemate didn't have the right to do that. He may have his beliefs, but he didn't have to do that. Especially without asking.
Evita53 0
I wouldve beaten the crap out of them or said "no what I'm gonna do to you is murder!"
Enoch134 0
wow that veg guy a dumbass not only did the animals that died to make those this die in vein but now u have to kill more to replace them fyl for his ignorence and fml for my spelling
VacuumNinja 0
I know it sounds like I'm generalizing overly quick, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of the vegetarians I know have tried the "Waaah waaah, meat is murder" guilt-trip bullshit on me at one time or another. Correct response? "Why do you think humans have canine teeth, dipshit? To bite through a tough stalk of celery? **** you." That gets 'em quiet real fast. :]
hapylordofdeath9 0
vegetarians ruin everything!
annabeee 0
OP shouldn't have had to tell his room mate not to throw away the meat; that was an obnoxious, rude thing to do. if i were OP, i'd flip every shit in my body like nobody's business, then force feed him some ham.
samuelmartin 0
ouch! filey minio however you spell it tastes so good!
akkimber 0
kill the bastard. if h hates meat tell him to suck some. there are three kinds of vegetarians in this world: Gay guys, women, and cows. cows started this shit.
akkimber 0
#375: STFU or I will hunt you down and feed you to a ******* cow. then I'll eat the cow. and vegan diets kill plants and really I'd bet that there are less plant specis in the world than any edible insect or animal on earth. meat is the shit.
Critter456 0
hope the dumb-ass learned something when he had to replace the stuff he tossed out.