Goatczar
Orem, United States
Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
I'm lovin' it
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
cydia123
I want what I want
Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML
Sara
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Manassas, United States
How very dare you?
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Anonymous
Bedford Hills, United States
Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML
Lola Smith
Weird questions
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
geoduck
United States
I'm not paid enough for this shit
Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML
Anonymous
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo
Parramatta, Australia
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
craigtm029429
United States
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Time wasted
United States
Petty quibble
Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML
Top comments
theTravinator 21
Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?
lfrider92 21
It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.
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Comments (133)
theTravinator 21
Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?
lexos 16
No it's a instrument just like mayonnaise
Rkikkas9713 25
I thought mayonnaise was a gender.
nityasomaiya 46
Come on, everybody knows mayonnaise is a juice
FriendOrFoeIDK 7
It's from Spongebob you nematode.
thatguynamedsky 32
yeah 32 you barnacle
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Don't be such a *dolphin noise*
Ichiya 29
Im telling Mr. Krabs!!
TiddlesWiddles 15
He's #001
hamburgerjung 23
Well actually Butter can be a sauce if you melt it and eat it with potatoes... At least we eat it as a sauce here in germany. Do you never do that?
girI 20
Yes, but just because it's melted it doesn't become a sauce #70.
MaT30123 19
I hope you choke on a barnacle
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Yo, Culinary Student here, I can tell you, that while it's not a sauce by definition, we have used compound butters, (butter with stuff like herbs, bell peppers, mixed in), as sauces for foods like steak, vegetables, and just for garnish on the plate.
HWICUNow 10
I have to be clear: We do not provide sour cream
Catdragon 40
lobster butter sauce. garlic butter sauce?
thebestlisa 6
If butter isn't a sauce... Where's a butterfly than made from???
hamburgerjung 23
Why isn't it a sauce then # 71? As far as I know a sauce is something you eat with a meal, that would otherwise be to dry or not so tasty... and Butter does just that if you melt it ;)
TiddlesWiddles 15
Has nobody ever seen the episode where SpongeBob digs up #1 to get his hat for Mr.Crabs?
lfrider92 21
It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.
Clevelandians 17
I can't believe it's not sauce
TheBelt 19
No, it's juice
burntntattered 13
Sauce: I can't believe it's not butter!
wakemeupplease 21
And now the world comes to this!!
ZeroEnna 11
Butter isn't a sauce, it's a COVER ALL OF DELICIOUSNESS
itsalise 22
Well I guess it depends on if the butter is melted or not..
victrin 12
They're both right. Butter can be a sauce, but not always. A sauce is merely a liquid or semi liquid used to add flavor in the preparation of other foods. Butter can be used this way.
Neekovolwf 22
Don't ruin it by being practical...
Badkarma4u 17
Now I have a craving for some crab legs. mmmm.
MrsPegg 45
Damn you 53! Yumm
man_in_black08 28
Imagining you being Jim, and steve carell and will ferrell going at it from the office makes it funnier
teapotrevolt 27
It's margarine-ally better than doing nothing.
victoriat112214 10
I I just That was a great and terrible pun at the same time. I love it.
thatguynamedsky 32
i just wish shed said "margarine-ally butter"
teapotrevolt 27
Hahaa I didn't know if that would be too much or not. Thanks :)
PFH_DRiFT 6
Butter is a spread.
trellz17 19
Cept when it's melted
cryssycakesx3 23
or too cold.
JustinJK 21
Cold butter is the worst.