Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Box Hill South, Australia
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
nobrows
Malvern, United States
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
buttuglyforeveralone :(
Treharris, United Kingdom
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
eyeroll
Delusional
Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML
radiant
United States
Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
OhNo
United Kingdom
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
anonymous
United States
Picture perfect
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
tigerfiend
United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
Anonymous
The Candidate
Today, my sister-in-law announced she would like me to be her surrogate, so that her body doesn't look like a stretched wobbly mess after childbirth. Apparently, I'm a perfect candidate, as "we won't see a difference." FML
Top comments
sarkaar 30
Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Welshite 40
Schedule an emergency appointment for her.
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Comments (54)
1dvos_grl3 21
I think she was just trying to get smart with you.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Every time you see her, frown in as exaggerated a means as possible. If you can mimic Grumpy Cat it's best.
thejonac 21
'exactly, sister, so shouldn't this appointment be for you?'
gearhead369 20
Sounds to me like she knows all about it cause she suffers from it herself!
StickyPickles 33
Did you catch it from her? She seems to be the carrier of the original strain
FAKECRASH59 15
Well, she has a point. It aint no joke
KociaQ 30
Answer with "at least people look at my face".
buttnut 1
its okay, op. i also have resting bitchface syndrome and it is easily manageable.
joanleesimone 2
No cure or surgery for her being a bitch though. So that's too bad
Livin_Like_Larry 29
I would bitch-slap the shit out of her *budum tss*