Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Box Hill South, Australia
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
nobrows
Malvern, United States
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
buttuglyforeveralone :(
Treharris, United Kingdom
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
eyeroll
Delusional
Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML
radiant
United States
Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
OhNo
United Kingdom
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
anonymous
United States
Picture perfect
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
tigerfiend
United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
Anonymous
The Candidate
Today, my sister-in-law announced she would like me to be her surrogate, so that her body doesn't look like a stretched wobbly mess after childbirth. Apparently, I'm a perfect candidate, as "we won't see a difference." FML
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sarkaar 30
Bitchslap her so hard that she needs a plastic surgeon for her face. And a dentist for her teeth. And a therapist for her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Welshite 40
Schedule an emergency appointment for her.
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Hash13 13
People place so much value on contorted standards of beauty. And only later in life you realize it's a fallacy. Don't pay attention OP.
drowningfishy 7
I have a bitch resting face (and I am completely tone deaf), so much so it's gotten me in trouble before due to misunderstandings. It's genetic; my grandma only smiled when she was about to smack a b!ch. And everyone from her side of the family looks permanently pissed. Just look at your sis and calmly say "I was born with a warning label, now move along before you figure out what comes next."
allplayedout 20
Chronic resting bitchface is a curse and a gift. Select people require reassurance that it's just my face and not an undercurrent of murderous rage, but I rather like having everyone else assume I exist in a state of cold fury as opposed to thinking I'm "friendly" or "approachable." Own that bitchface.
Isabel0309 4
Sam Winchester? Is that you?
buymevickis92 26
sorry OP if it makes you laugh I have been told I have resting bitch face by my sister lol
janfleury 19
I would say get a new sister but sad to say shes there to stay. I will say you don't need crappy people in your life. Cut her out as much as possible. You deserve to be treated better.
bunnylady08 13
there's a saying that goes something like, "smiling gives you wrinkles, bitch face keeps you pretty"
r1r1h2 11
So what you're saying is that you have a case of the Sam Winchester.
_3rdeye 10
she's got bitch face on the inside. that's worse honey. much much worse.
mmazzaa 16
Take a picture of your face and place it around the house, change her phone screen to your face and whisper your name and the description of your face to her in her sleep so she will regret telling you what to do