Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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igotds 16
Get your sister to punch your dad in the face to see how it feels
Migole 36
It's sad to see how sexism is still so strong in society :/ Of course you're only a real man if you never show emotion and piss in the corner to mark your territory *sarcasm off*
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Comments (72)
UnluckyJulie 13
Your dad sounds like a huge asshole. Unfortunately, this just shows how both men and women are held to completely asinine standards of behavior.
GabbyPLluch88 13
Either way, dad or sister but someone needs to be punched! for reals!
TheRussianNavy 11
*applause*
benedictjongoh 10
I would factory reset her phone to teach her a lesson
ChiefKoala 30
Yeah because it's TOTALLY okay for a woman to hit a man, but not the other way around. I get that he should've punched her back, but seriously. That doesn't mean he needs to "man up", she shouldn't have hit him. And before women start jumping on my ass about what I just said, I'm female too. Women are fighting for equal rights that men have, but then want to cry and scream when they hit a man and the man hits back. I understand there things like abuse and all that, but men can abused as well. Respect is a two way street, and men have rights that need to be respected just as much as women's rights do. Not one more than the other.
Fairyjoshy 13
In the sense that 'male violence is taken more seriously than female violence because all women are assumed to be weaker than all men', yes. Privilege isn't a blanket statement that's invalidated by exceptions - it's a societal tendency to favor one over another. Men are assumed to be stronger. This can work against us, but it can lead to things like a physical job being given to an unqualified man who can't lift a certain amount of weight without becoming exhausted easily, while a qualified woman who could easily do it is passed over.
Fairyjoshy 13
Man up yourself, jerk.
RJ4712 11
Let's play a drinking game: how much you would like to give the dad a slap in the face? Alcohol poisoning may ensue.
vitjoey4 14
Just return the favor my friend
pedrorocks 7
Your dad's right