Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
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Today, because of alopecia, I'm bald with no beard, but during sex my wife said that I’m finally showing my age. When I asked what she was on about, she yanked a hair out of my ballsack and said, “Look, your first grey hair!” She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
Well where was the grey hair...?
darwinism 30
Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.
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Comments (63)
JMichael 26
Must not be that satisfying if he's bored enough to point out grey hairs.
MrConcise 35
He's probably trying not to climax too early because OP is smoking hot. I'm definitely into cougars. ;)
Meaniebobeanie 26
You had one job. Give sympathy or at least a funny comment. Aanndd you ****** up -.-
devildog562 33
At #16 Who says she's a cougar? I have some Greys in my beard and in 26...
GentlemanBastard 15
Why is sympathy ranked over a funny comment? This is what's wrong with FML.
foxwasalamb 24
@27, my boyfriend was 17 and has white hair, white eyelashes, and white in his beard sporadically
devildog562 33
Just realized I said in 26, I swear I'm not in 26. I'm 26 **
zarosian 17
You dated Santa? :o
Erto 17
I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not ******* with you
JMichael 26
How is this relevant to the FML?
UnidentifiedFun 37
Well where was the grey hair...?
sayyestothedress 24
You should point out what a small dick he has!
snoopy325 23
At least he's comfortable with you. My husband stops if he thinks he sees a pimple somewhere and I have to remind him it's not the time.
ChristianH39 30
Because you've never had a pimple right?
cjwayy 22
Yes because pimples aren't a natural thing that happens to the vast majority of humans, it's "nasty"
devildog562 33
Did he pull the hair in a sexy way ?
Enslaved 38
Ha, and if it had 50 shades, he would have pulled the hair right out of its root!
iireenee 23
That's an awfull thing to hear! I really hope he keeps that to himself at those moments next time! Goodluck with your hair!
darwinism 30
Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.
EverestMelting 23
What if he's into that?
WolfyGrace 24
Remind me how that's a bad thing, 17. Because I'm pretty sure it isn't bad if OP's boyfriend is into red strands/streaks of hair if she has it.
annarcheer 19
wow now I see what he was focused on.
cdawg69 10
juzt stop....
BadApple88 29
Well as long as the sex was good...
Goblin182 27
I'm thinking that if the sex were good he wouldn't have noticed a grey hair.
devildog562 33
Maybe the hair was right in his face. Think about it ...
worldclassrager 41
Would ya look at that...