Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
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Comments (307)
CheezerX 0
KILL TEH BITCH! or atleast break her arms so she'll learn never to do it agian...all i knw is if someoen anyone from my home broke any of my gutiars they would be dead
relative_2string 0
my step sister did the same thing too my autographed Ibenez K7 (before KoRn broke up). i feel your pain
DontBeAWhore 0
i woulda broke her nose then make her pay for a new one
epicfail13337 4
OMG, what could this fight have been about? And about putting nair in the shampoo payback, that's NOT getting even. It takes a day to buy a new guitar. It takes YEARS for the hair to grow back. Even if you have to spend a long time convincing people to buy you a new $1000 guitar, I doubt it would take as long as the sister growing her hair back. Just destroy her stuff, and I mean stuff that can be bought again that is expensive but not special (like a guitar, unless it was an autographed guitar), not an antique or something inherited.
Cocksy 0
#241 put nair in her shampoo takes a lot of time and effort to afford nice things like a $1000 guitar with her breaking it she not only destroying your time and effort but adding even more on to it
bitterpill1 0
if my sister did that id fuking stab her right there. i like my guitar more than most my family members anyways.
bitterpill1 0
also, fender > gibson.
RKftw 0
i would smash her head, ya know "to blow off some steam"
Les_Paul_Player 0
make her eat the remains of your guitar. and gibsons/epiphones kick fenders a**
RandyRko93 0
Dude I rather get an IbanezGIO than a gibson.Ibanez are good.In my opinion,Ibanez>gibson
mrlucky4444 0
Sell her most valuable, prized posessions until u have enough to pay for a new guitar. Then blow off some steam on her face :D