jriese444
United States
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Noped out
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
thanks sis
Reading, United States
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Anonymous
North Easton, United States
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Crapped
Get on with it!
Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
Anonymous
Sudbury, Canada
If it's brown, let it float around.
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
lactose intolerant
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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helper420 0
Period?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.
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Comments (169)
xoxPatrina 8
That's disgusting..
graham11 14
29- cool story bro..
aFreedom127 9
A wee bit backed up are you?
xSorry_fml 10
That is better than not using enough. I would hide the tp and leave in its place some fast food napkins that have been sitting in your car for a few weeks.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Ew she's probably on her period...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Generally women don't need more toilet paper when they are on their periods.
naddification 7
So OP, are you gonna pick a fight with her over toilet paper?
SpeshulK 0
Anybody else find it strange that OP is keeping track of toilet paper usage?
eatsleepjb 8
Fhl!
zombiechrist 2
I had woman friend who would clog the toilet everytime she came over to visit. She never took credit and left the turd and tp for me to plunge at. Buy yourself a new plunger and good luck
OfficeNinja 5
So either you have chronic stinky fingers, or your sister declared war on your toilet. Great.
sjhill 32
Thats pretty shitty if you ask me.
chris19sn 4
You are like, one of the first people to post a shitty pun.
chris19sn 4
Sorry no pun intended.