jriese444
United States
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Noped out
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
thanks sis
Reading, United States
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Anonymous
North Easton, United States
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Crapped
Get on with it!
Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
Anonymous
Sudbury, Canada
If it's brown, let it float around.
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
lactose intolerant
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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helper420 0
Period?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.
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DudeYmustI 0
Depends if you use a lot
HogwartsDropout7 0
Make her buy some.
Margemander 4
My mom is the same way, though not THAT extreme. Just uses big wads for even the tiniest pees.
murdersquirrel 15
Just wondering, how are you privy to your mom's pee to toilet paper ratio?
i_luv_emo_boys 4
lol that's gross
RuCheezBurger 10
Better start stocking up on toilet paper :)
desireev 18
At least her ass is clean! Although, toilet paper is getting to be a little pricey now.. FYL
perdix 31
Hopefully, her visit is short enough that the expense of her TP consumption isn't an ongoing strain on the OP's budget. The nightmare scenario is that she teaches the OP proper wiping technique and suddenly the cost rises dramatically.
desireev 18
That would be a very expensive nightmare. I just bought some yesterday. I spent $8.50 on 12 rolls of the Angel Soft brand TP. That is ridiculous!
murdersquirrel 15
You know that's only about 70 cents a roll, right? 35 cents a ply. I'm gonna say that's worth it, sounds like a good deal.
DontModMeDammit 10
I don't understand, girls don't poop.
desireev 18
96- it's not really worth it when it's the stuff you use to wipe your ass. I can go buy a can of pop for $.35... That's worth it! That's a deal! Not $.35 a ply in toilet paper. And actually.. If you charged $.35 a ply, that would rack up to a very expensive bill! Think about that!
murdersquirrel 15
I'll pay $8.50 for the benefit of a wiped behind. Do you realize the kinds of rashes that can develop back there? I'd rather pay Charmin 70 cents a roll than use a leaf on my itchy, infected butt. That's all I'm saying.
desireev 18
The point of my original comment was to point out that household goods are getting to be too expensive for people just to be wasting them. Not to have a "murdersquirrel" ruin it with shitty comments. Maybe you are made of money, but 95% of the world isn't. So go pay your $.35 a ply for toilet paper.. And I'll be greedy with my $8.50 a pack Angel Soft toilet paper. Kthanksbye
murdersquirrel 15
Calm down. Of all the household expenses I pay, I'm sorry, I would not complain about 70 cent rolls of toilet paper.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.
HiddenMonkey 8
I agree with you on that
cremecaramel 0
Maybe she is just an obsessive girl :)
claiiire_fml 17
Maybe she visited you because se ran out(:
MisterMuffinz 13
Okay... One of you, is a filthy pig.