Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband’s disgusting pig of a sister let herself in while we were at work and decided to take a nap in our bed. Not only did she not ask to visit, she left a huge smelly period stain on my favorite sheets. No apology, no attempt to clean up. I didn’t give her a key. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...
wisericky 12
Those poor cookies :(
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Comments (106)
Welshite 40
I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...
perdix 31
Have you learned nothing from the Blue Waffle, the Alabama Hot Pocket and Two Girls, One Cup? If you are afraid to ask, don't! There are things you are better off not knowing.
Epikouros 32
I bet she kissed her dog after it licked its own arse. Or worse.
TheCanucklehead 22
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. DO NOT bring up two girls one cup. You only go through that once (if you're lucky). I mean, chocolate was off for a month
Testing1234 25
how come everyone is assuming that's OPs sister in law is a grown woman she could still be a kid.
Treveyon56 14
I'm almost afraid to ask but what the hell is the Alabama hot pocket?
MidnaLink 35
Testing1234 because most parents don't have kids 20something years apart.
perdix 31
#46, you should be afraid to ask, so don't. You will be a better person for not knowing it. I'm generally against ignorance, but there are some special cases where it's the wise path!
nottohappybride 9
acutally #48 its more common than you think. My moms best friend is 18 years younger than her sister and my brother-in-law is 13 (13 years younger than my husband).
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Google is your friend, 46. But these warnings should not be taken lightly.. You may never get on the Internet again..
FimogenFeels 14
48 - Some parents do have kids over 20 years apart. Me and my brother are about 30 years apart! 39 might be right - maybe OP's sister in law is a kid.
lolita88_fml 27
Hah! Never got caught by that one, never will!
bamagrl410 31
I've never heard of an Alabama hot pocket. I really want to find out, but I'm scared to considering the others it was compared to just now. Inner turmoil!
whyusofat 17
I too am curious of the hot pocket ill will send a follow up.
DayvidFML 7
It's horrible. Urban dicitionary it.
Kefka91 15
Today, I learned what an Alabama Hotpocket is. Eww. FML
MidnaLink 35
Fimogen- that's what MOST means
DocMcVickers 13
So I stupidly looked up Alabama hot pocket and I will never be the same.
Sarah2435_fml 5
The curiosity got to me and I looked up the Alabama hot pocket. Do not look it up. Ever.
Trippchic 15
hell I'm morbidly curious... aren't you lol?
Trippchic 15
I take it all back... I think I'm done with the internet lol. WHY do I keep doing this to myself. There goes my love of hot pockets...
wisericky 12
Those poor cookies :(
Welshite 40
Says the guy who uses his butt cheeks to hold his signs.
wisericky 12
Hey, my cheeks are clean!
evan_7899 28
Yea they are the shiniest part of the photo, polished to a squeaky clean shine that everyone loves
ImAFaker 29
Oxi clean for the cheeks. Nice
thebloodlegion 14
Oh dang. Tell her to wash her hands and keep the dang cookies away from her! Sorry, OP.
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
I didn't know Chips-A-Hoy comes with chunks of corn?
FelixJC 14
That gave me the worst mental image... *Shudders*
Little4Bear 10
Where else do you think the chocolate chips come from! :)
turtlesarerad14 13
That's disgusting.. if that is your house, tell her she's not allowed to come back until she takes on cleaner habits. Good luck, OP! I hope you don't get E. coli.
sophiekat 19
If she does this, why is she at your house?
iAlissa 34
It never said she was at OP's house.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
That's not only disgusting, its rude.
perdix 31
That's a good dieting strategy!
suncifir 6
Only one positive haha.
mochikyu_ 14
I'm more concerned that she can poop with the door open while other people are in the house. And out of curiosity, is she mentally healthy?
perdix 31
I don't remember putting chocolate chips in the dough . . .
TheJester12 15
Well, this comment timing was unfortunate . Clearly, great minds think alike.
perdix 31
#20, and so do the warped, demented ones, haha! ;)