Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband’s disgusting pig of a sister let herself in while we were at work and decided to take a nap in our bed. Not only did she not ask to visit, she left a huge smelly period stain on my favorite sheets. No apology, no attempt to clean up. I didn’t give her a key. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...
wisericky 12
Those poor cookies :(
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TheJester12 15
Hey .....I don't remember these cookies having chocolate chips . Odd. * crunch crunch.
Wizardo 34
Get those Breaking Bad hazmat suits and drop her some heavy hints... need some of the crystal 'clear' persuasion.
singer0421 32
I would suggest not touching her in any way and washing your hands a lot.
TLIBZ 4
Delicious cookies. Now with extra chocolate chips!
Kateyez_26 13
So much for being a lady....that's just nasty. I'm afraid to know what the worst unhygienic thing she's done!
blueeyedann 6
The image I have of her is anything but lady like. Wife beater with chew stains and hairy pits.
Kateyez_26 13
With missing teeth and hairy legs scratching her ass
Llama_Face89 34
I threw up in my mouth a little..
Beepbeep7 14
That is absolutely disgusting.If it's your house don't allow her to be there;if it's hers don't go over there.
jasmine2301 25
On the brightside, you don't have to think of an excuse for her to visit anymore.
lifeofpie25 16
now she has got all the cookies to herself :)
blueeyedann 6
Exactly what I thought. It's like licking them when your little so your sister can't have any.
pedinhuh 23
You'd be surprised.
pedinhuh 23
I HOPE she's mentally challenged. I can't pictured a healthy woman doing all that!
babygirl4855 11
That's a rude thing to say . I'm sure there plenty women out there who do that and don't care who sees.
pedinhuh 23
No, its not. I know a lot of women and none of them have such messed up hygienic habbits. If she's not mentally challenged, she must be plain ignorant, or just don't know any better. I'm assuming OP sis' is a full grown women, if she's a kid(a very young and uneducated one) then I think that's ok..
pedinhuh 23
No, its not. I know a lot of women and none of them have such messed up hygienic habbits. If she's not mentally challenged, she must be plain ignorant, or just don't know any better. I'm assuming OP sis' is a full grown women, if she's a kid(a very young and uneducated one) then I think that's ok..