Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband’s disgusting pig of a sister let herself in while we were at work and decided to take a nap in our bed. Not only did she not ask to visit, she left a huge smelly period stain on my favorite sheets. No apology, no attempt to clean up. I didn’t give her a key. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...
wisericky 12
Those poor cookies :(
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Comments (106)
Epikouros 32
My kind of woman!
davincidasecond 24
I think you need to up your standards just a little bit.
flockz 20
ew! you pig!
laurenasabutton 26
it was clearly a ploy so she didn't have to share the cookies!
LowExpectations 30
Guess it's time to take her out back and hose her down. Oh and don't forget to de-louse her.
empath 20
I think it might be time to discuss setting up some house rules for her to follow while visiting. Maybe even a chore list. Some sort of understood household behavior and respect agreement.
vipirius 18
Wow, sexist much?
Jst4kicks 16
everytime she does something gross, burn one of her heels.. bam problem solved she will be more clean ha
Jared900DUmpling 30
Oh gosh. There isn't even anything good in this. Sorry OP, sounds like you need to have a talk with her.
jw90 18
Did she pick her nose and wipe it on your bread?
LegolasPrincess 10
You need tell her unless she cleans up her disgusting habits not to come to your house.
ShakeDisPlace 10
poopie hands