Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I bet you look sharp now
flockz 20
is your sister 5?
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Comments (82)
lovedodgers 0
Can we see a pic
Calyx_fml 22
It could be worse. I know a pretty girl who let her boyfriend tattoo her eyebrows on. It was his first time tattooing and they looked terrible. She wore a baseball cap over her forehead for months. Now they're married with a kid. Must be love.
itscuzimshort 0
here's a thought if her eyebrows look bad your just might as well.... and then if she can't pluck them in the right shape what makes you think she can draw them in the right shape.. ehh food for thought.
moiisme_fml 5
Smooth, too bad you can barely smell otherwise you probaby would have SMELT SHAPRIE
ohmandapants 17
Or someone who actually thinks they look good with those horribly drawn on eyebrows. Give some people an eyebrow pencil and they go nuts...They should really teach people how to use those things before selling it to them. You FILL IN your existing eyebrow, you don't create a new one.
hateevryone 15
Stupid for letting her do that.
pinkpixie06 11
What did you do to your sister to make her so upset at you?! This sounds like payback for something!
whattheforkdude 0
Shanaynay???
alyssa0 4
...Why would you let someone come at your face with a sharpie?
philippamh 4
how did you not notice your sister attacking your face with a sharpie?