Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
Jaywin 3
This FML is structured poorly.
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UFCFIGHTER 0
MK1029 0
Pssstt, learn how to say something other than "....". KTHXBAI
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
YDI for having a mustache and getting served by some mexican/spic
failirl 0
Wow, that was productive. Also, Maybe that was the guys way of flirting with you? I don't know, should've waxed it... Failirl.
AnaMaree 0
I agree with #14. He was only trying to help. Rude much? YDI.
MK1029 0
Why wouldn't you want the stache taken off!?!?! D:>
SilverHusky 0
haha, she didnt HAVE a stache, which is why she was horrified when the guy said that.
MK1029 0
So why would he offer to remove something non existant. She's clearly in denial.
plexico 4
SilverHusky Therein lies the problem: she didn't THINK she had a mustache, but the waxing guy saw it. He's right on the money. No kissy for you. That is the biggest turn-off for normal guys. Spend the money and get that shit taken care of.
genius_man16 1
plexico here is right. That's disgusting. SHAVE THAT SHIT!! Even if it's "peach fuzz" it's still disgusting. Although, I also prefer to keep my mustache shaven as to not be a hypocrite, although i know most girls don't care.
ididitmyself 0
at those salons that do the eyebrow waxing, they ALWAYS ASK if you want 'mustache too' it's called upselling. They honestly do do it even if you don't have hair on your lip.
justmyluck1212 0
How would that make u a hypocrite #46? Facial hair is totally acceptable on men
lukesanborn 0
Ya, I see facial hair on women way too much, and I just don't understand how they can be unaware of its presence. I'm a dude and I find that pretty disgusting.
Nakedsquirrel 5
The worst part is when the girl has a nice body. I've seen plenty of aged grandma types that might as well have full fledged handlebars, but it's just SO WRONG when an otherwise nice looking girl is sporting some ******* bush on her lip.
cherry_blossom 0
I agree with number 70. Same thing happened to me once. When I told the lady no, she said something like "Oh, honey, you need it." Truth is, I really didn't - she was just trying to make the extra money. @46 - Would you rather your girl have a little bit of peach fuzz that you can only see in certain light or stubble? Are you really that dumb?
deadpoetic333 0
Shave the stash? are you ******* kidding me, no no no no. Wax but not shave. I dated a smokin' hot girl who had a stash. It was like wtf, you shave your ******* pubes but you can't take care of that ******* lip hair? I kept my mouth shut about it, like she kept her mouth shut about my acne haha.
iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
superchicken015 0
ahahahahahaha, i had 2 make an account just so i could put hahaha.. so funny lol
SergioFML 0
HAHA what dick he was lol FYL
kirbz 0
I BET YOU GOT JUNGLE PITS TOOO XD
StenitchMeanTime 0
YDI, because you should have got rid of your muzzy. :)
sooper 0
fml is getting really shit recently..
seb12992 0
Then GTFO.
sooper 0
That's what I'm doing, douchebag.
PokeyStix 3
Not fast enough, bitch.
MorlekEngel 0
jeeze that was harsh though
Nacirema20 0
lmao.!!! FYL.
Rota 0
Lol insecurities.