Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I bet you look sharp now
flockz 20
is your sister 5?
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Comments (82)
LOLimCuteFML 0
It could of been a 8-12 year old sister who wanted revenge? And only did that for a reason. :/
kimg0885 23
On the good side u can now get a job at mc Donald's
Daftendirekt1 0
Shave off eyebrows. Draw them back on. Logic? Where we're going, we don't need logic.
leadawg75 12
Lololololllllol
cocoa5806 1
Baby wipes will take sharpie right off skin
linnie_wesker 20
I don't understand why girls think that looks good. I'm Mexican and seriously all the other girls around here shave their damn eyebrows and then draw them back on... it looks so stupid!
janerose21 3
u know what that good she did it atleast u learned from ur mistake so if ever have an important day such as your wedding Ur sis should stay away 2 meters from the eyebrows! !!
thefuckinloser 6
that is ok its better then having your eyebrows look like catapillars no?
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, no it's not.
SkoomaKi 28
Sharpie doesn't always solve everything. Shave one if her eyebrows off >:) death may occur.
AwesomeSkySky 1
They have pencils for that..