Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I bet you look sharp now
flockz 20
is your sister 5?
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Comments (82)
katcot99 11
You didn't feel the sharpie pressed against your face...?
fishface517 10
I let my sis do my eyebrows once. After much pleading. I got the same results. OP- do them yourself. Trust me, you would feel better if you messed them up yourself.
DogsPaw 16
Wouldn't you recognize the strong ass smell from the sharpie 2 inches from your nose?
peachesncreem 21
OP, if your sister plucked that much of your eyebrows, why not just shape and fill it in with an eyebrow pencil? It's easier to remove than a sharpie drawing.
CanadianLambiee 1
Ridic. You must've had huge ass eyebrows or you're ridiculously retarded.
glittercookies 12
The first time I ever got my eyebrows waxed, they were waxed right off. A week before a date. Just redraw them with a light eyebrow pencil and no one will notice!
x3MiSZVICTORIA 1
Don't worry OP your eyebrows will grow back . I've over plucked myself. Put a little petroleum jelly on your eyebrows every night&be patient.
sierrataz 3
Are you 5? Don't you own a mirror?
kei1108 13
Always have a mirror so that you can see what the person is doing to your face!! (unless they are super experienced an you trust them.)
felisaa 5
Ugh..nothin worse than ugly eyebrows.