Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I bet you look sharp now
flockz 20
is your sister 5?
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Comments (82)
Michaelsgirl04 9
or a 14 year old who's never done someone's eyebrows before
linkinpark98 24
How in the world did you not see your sister whip out a Sharpie and start coloring above your eye? I'd have to say YDI on this one.
peachesncreem 21
I think OP filled her eyebrows in with a sharpie (or let her sister do it) AFTER she saw her sister had over plucked. OP, ever hear of an eyebrow pencil?
glittercookies 12
Why would anyone ever use a sharpie. It's unnatural looking and bleeds around the skin. Eyebrow pencils are the way to go!
kylesgirlforever 12
You could've stopped her or not let her do it in the first place
ninjadinos 14
It's okay! They'll grow back! Or not. My mom over-plucked her eyebrows when she was younger and they never came back. But she got really good at using a sharpie!! :)
linkinpark98 24
Sharpie isn't the easiest type of marker to rub off of your skin… That is bound to stay there for about a week or two.
ninjadinos 14
She doesn't actually use a sharpie. She uses makeup, haha.
rubberduckie94 13
Eyebrows are best left for professionals to style.
MrSassypants 34
Or someone one of any age, with no hands, and using both their nubs to draw them in.
ycrem0n 21
Because eyebrows are too mainstream
penguinslover23 0
Well, look on the bright side... U probably look better now other wise you wouldn't have needed the make over
sillydumpling 0
Does your sister do the makeup for nicki minaj?
linkinpark98 24
Hah! I was thinking the same thing.
Shadow_Phantom 26
*shudder* FYL hard. Hopefully they grow back fast...