Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
fumanshu 9
You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!
weird_adult 27
Priorities, your sister has them.
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Comments (72)
Joshawott 21
I'm pretty sure it's common courtesy for the person whose birthday it is to have the first slice of their own cake, so I can see why your sister was jaded. However, that was a huge overreaction from her. I would have just waited until it was the offender's birthday and had the first slice of their cake. I guess you could have called that...just desserts.
citrusglass 22
How do you know that's the reason? Did she tell you? Because if so, if you can initiate a conversation about her plot then just record it and show it to your girlfriend. Good luck, OP!
geoh0400 14
That has nothing to do with cheating.
videogames4life 10
Lesson learned. Steer away from the wrath of your sister. Maybe you should try convincing your girlfriend that your sister was just being a troll
Kaaykuwatzuu 13
I'm really sorry about that. I've been frame many times. It sucks.
kamryno 22
Did you also buy her the same gift as her mom?
AcrusaderA 10
What kind of shitty person takes the first slice of someone else's cake?
peckerbeak22 14
Cake>Relationship
Frid_Kun 7
If Karma worked, you'd get ******** cancer for pulling this kind of shit.
randommanwill 11
That's okay, convince your sister's boyfriend that she has herpes.