Today, I’m officially at the point where I can’t blame others for not wanting to play on the Playstation with me. I don’t even want to play with myself. I suck. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
Today, I thought I'd try to play Marvel Rivals, but my anxiety over having to interact with other people got so bad I panicked and never made it past the main menu. I really wanted to make friends or something. FML
Today, my wife is mad at me because she claims I don’t spend any time bonding with her son. It’s as though she refuses to understand that just because we are in different rooms, on separate PlayStations, doesn’t mean we’re not playing the same game, and talking through headphones for hours at a time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be responsible and put parental controls on the Playstation so our kids can't play adult games or watch adult content online. And now, neither can we. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, when I’m alone I suffer from crippling loneliness that makes me cry, yet when I have people around me or I try to go on dates, I hate it so, I make excuses to be alone again. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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kfchicken 31
most games have a story mode, try going through that first at medium or hard difficulty, it's a much better wat to learn than playing against people who are way better than you. also find people who take games less seriously. I have friends who will and won't play with people who are bad, it has nothing to do with their character just depends on how competitive and patient they are. nothing wrong with making new friends online and off.
Jonkbaby 23
Don't have to be a world beater to enjoy yourself. but, I do remember playing Halo 1 and thinking hey I'm pretty good. played Halo 2 online and realized how "good" I really was lol
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kfchicken 31
most games have a story mode, try going through that first at medium or hard difficulty, it's a much better wat to learn than playing against people who are way better than you. also find people who take games less seriously. I have friends who will and won't play with people who are bad, it has nothing to do with their character just depends on how competitive and patient they are. nothing wrong with making new friends online and off.
RichardPencil 32
Don't play with yourself. You'll go blind! Or grow hair on your palms. Or both.
Jonkbaby 23
Don't have to be a world beater to enjoy yourself. but, I do remember playing Halo 1 and thinking hey I'm pretty good. played Halo 2 online and realized how "good" I really was lol
fettslaab 16
You 'don't even like playing with yourSELF', or you 'don't even like PLAYing with yourself'? Either way, there are some unhappy hormones happening.
diraven 15
Go outside
Habacadavarus 12
Everyone can find the right crowd, you just have to find yours. If your problem is that you aren't as good, find people who aren't so invested in competition. You can't get better at something unless you do it, but more importantly you should be enjoying what you do regardless.