Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
fumanshu 9
You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!
weird_adult 27
Priorities, your sister has them.
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Comments (72)
bella_nana347 23
Cake is more important than relationships.
peckerbeak22 14
Always!
bandersnatchben 11
you're a monster!
dragoongirl90 34
Honestly, dude, you're a douche. She maybe took it too far, but you did a seriously douchey thing.
Mathalamus 25
How was she able to convince your girlfriend? Manufactured evidence?
Lotex 18
Why is this such a big deal? I always cut my own cake and never take the first slice.
laurellkawes 31
You shouldn't have taken that first slice. Lesson learned, huh?
MedChew 19
Well was the cake good?
truckers_wife 23
honestly, at first I thought you meant that you took your girlfriend's first cake slice.
GreyGirl 15
That is wrong on soo many levels (what you did)
Dick_diamond 22
Everyone knows it's not the first slice that defines a cheater.. It's the last slice!!