Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
fumanshu 9
You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!
weird_adult 27
Priorities, your sister has them.
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Comments (72)
TheKingOfHearts 19
What exactly do you mean by "eat her cake?"
countryb_cth 38
Eww what the ****?! That's his sister
TheKingOfHearts 19
XD
Frid_Kun 7
wincest
PhoenixChick 26
I wish I'd had your sisters revenge capabilities when my roommates ate my ENTIRE birthday cake while I was out of the apartment. They would have deserved it. I don't think you did. Unless...you didn't cut the piece out before anybody else was going to eat, right? Like, you didn't help yourself to someone else's cake before the party or anything?
sadnessi 4
Buy her another cake , present it to her, then toss it at her. Perhaps blueberry pie. Berries stain forever
EastCoastLez 14
Let's be honest, if your girlfriend was convinced that easily, she probably had her own suspicions or doubts long before this!
Brandi_Faith 34
Or low self esteem issues.
josefkoe 7
this just happend too me an hour ago, my gf's friend threatened to tell my gf that I was interested in someone else when that wasn't even true. I come to find out she said this so I would give her chocolate because she's on her period...
olively 9
Anyone who takes the first piece of somebody else's birthday cake deserves everything they get.
Eleora 19
Your sister is a savage... lol
mrBearBear 11
Total over reaction but seriously what kind of dick takes the first piece of cake from someone else's birthday cake??
revolvearoundme 15
He probably opens his Christmas presents weeks ahead of time, talks on his phone in movie theaters, and waits until he gets to the front of the line in a restaurant before even thinking about looking at the menu.
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm not gonna say you deserve to have your relationship ruined over something so petty, but I will say that taking the first piece of someone else's birthday cake is just poor manners. Don't do that.
warped_executive 16
Okay but if you took my first cake slice I'd kill you so