Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Top comments
fumanshu 9
You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!
weird_adult 27
Priorities, your sister has them.
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Comments (72)
Witchylady 18
First slice of cake always belongs to the person having the birthday. It's like you stole their wish after blowing out the candles. Next time try being patient and wait for the second slice at least.
AfbakBroodje69 5
She is just fat
CosmicElk 26
In all fairness you tsking the first slice of someone elses cake is a dick move, but tbh convincing your gf you cheated on her is a dickmove on your sisters part.
momac86 17
You're an idiot and rude for taking the first piece of cake and obviously you're both too immature to be in a relationship
queerdragon 20
Everyone keeps saying you are immature for taking the first piece of cake. Yes, maybe you are. Maybe you do this sort of thing all the time and your sister was sick of it. Maybe you are a dick who doesn't think of other people. In this case, it doesn't warrant your sister murdering your relationship over cake. I kind of feel like this is a situation where your girlfriend got pretty lucky. I wouldn't want to have a potential SIL who destroys my happiness over cake.
john4shadows 1
....Megan!
Shade1982 21
Ross? Is that you?
riledupdemon 3
Tell your sister thank you... This is a warning and your sister exposed the type of person this girlfriend really is.
khfon 7
dude if your bitchfriend is that stupid I think you know what to do (dumb the bitch) you dumass MOFO
BeautifulLiesx 24
I feel for your sister! I was sick on my birthday and never had any of my cake because my siblings ate it all. YDI