Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #1. But your sister is a bitch for not watching where she drives.
spoo 24
most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road.. It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(
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Comments (126)
TulipLuver 0
One of the best FMLs I have read in a while. This one might actually be true!
EvilTwin 0
I've got two indoor cats, and prefer it that way, but some places are better suited for outdoor cats, and some cats are not suited to be indoor all the time. None of you know the actual circumstances here, so stop being so judgemental.
sbarre1 0
Why was your cat in the road? Clearly, you suck at owning pets. >.>
djb23 0
I think the "Women can't drive" is very quietly becoming one of the most submitted FML's. It could be worse though, what if one of your neighbors set up a Kitty Cannon course in his back yard and used your cat to test it out?
margie4peace 11
YDI for not protecting your cat.
yowzerz 5
YDI for letting the cat out. You just got it, what were you going to do if it ran away? And how were you going to surprise her with it if it wasn't even there? STUPID!
aniwye 0
YDI for letting your cat outside. Dangerous for the cat, dangerous for birds. Fail fail fail.
24788 7
Ugh, Your sister is ****** up. I would of told no one.
xtbsfx 0
Awe. That sucks. D:
MandyPandy 4
My family lets our cats outside but we are outside too, watching them so they don't run away. And not all cats kill birds you assholes